Bugs In Your Pants

Long story short, I've been lied to a lot in my life. Yeah, other tragic things have happened to me (boo-hoo, I'll live), but the thing that hurts the most is when the people I care about lie to me. Not the funny lies. The lies that aren't funny, that weren't meant to be funny, the lies that are meant to save your skin from my stinging honesty.
Let me just say that I am an honest person. I lie, occasionally. But ONLY if it's funny.

I'm just tired of being lied to. It feels worse than having bugs in your pants.

Just sayin'.