Birthday

My birthday present (from me to the people I sit near on the plane) is that I am going to wear clean clothes AND take a shower!

Those lucky ducks, they don't even know what they were missing...

People expect me to be clean.

Because I'm old.

The Sanatorium

Please check me into a sanatorium. I may have lost my mind and it's only day one of Finals Week.

Exhibit 1: My face is stuck like this. (see picture)

Exhibit 2: I laugh uncontrollably at things that are definitely NOT funny.

Exhibit 3: I'm not convinced I'm crazy, meaning, it's possible.

I hope the let me keep my Etcha-Sketch.