Cat Lady

I'm not a cat lady. Promise. I talk to people. I do stuff, sometimes. Besides you would like your cat too if she:

• liked Taco Bell as much as you do
• napped with you
• slept in your armpit
• and her favorite toy was a straw.
• or if she was this cute.

Realizing that some of my dear loving family members think that I may have hermitized myself, I will confess, it has happened a little bit. But that's just because I have been so swamped with art work. I am buried in art assignments, not cat hair. REALLY!

And here is something I have been meaning to say:

I promise to get married someday. I promise to not avoid men (after this summer). I promise to have as much fun as I can. I promise to give my parents grandchildren. I promise to not be the Cat Lady of the family. We don't need any of those. We have enough special quirks. Anyway, I still like guys, I still shower, I still wear SOME makeup. I even did my hair today.

Again.

I promise to get married some day.

Love,
Ruthie K.

(This picture was just funny...)

Bruises

Every time I see a bruise I think of this song:

Bruises by Chairlift

Look at these pictures:

My friend Alex was kind enough to let me give her a big makeup bruise and take pictures of her. Unfortunately, I did make her late for a fun afternoon with her future Mother-in-law. Sorry pumpkin!

This Is Not an April Fools Post

I was stumbling around the internet looking for something to soothe my soul (still happy by the way), when I stumbled into urbandecay.com. It's my favorite brand of makeup, although, it's usually a little too expensive, hence the reason why i only buy it once a year (if that) and ogle it the rest of the time. Luckily the eyeshadow lasts forever, so I don't feel the need to buy it more than that. Anyway, as I was perusing, I found a dandy of a product! It's called All Nighter. Can you guess what it is?

It's a makeup setting spray! Fun, huh! You spray it on and your makeup stays put through humidity, sweat, hot-tubbing, etc.

If you're looking for something to get me, just because you love me, the All Nighter spray is a good option to consider... Or you could get it for yourself and make me jealous. That's cool too...